Questions and Answers with Unski
Do you like travelling?
Unski: Yes I'm always interested in finding something new to eat on this planet. Two weeks ago I made a trip to Tallinn, Estonia. The boat traffic between Helsinki and Tallinn is very active. For a snake it's easy, just choose a boat and sneak in. There are also Helicopters but don't use them. One of My snake aquintances was hiding in the engine cabinet in a CopterLine's helicopter. Propably he accidentally bite some wire there and the whole copter crashed into sea. I think the ferries are safer.
Once I travelled to France. I don't understand any of the language but somehow an immediate mutal understanding developed. I became popular in Paris and they even formed a group called "Association des collaborateurs de Unski", whatever it means. The french are really to My taste, especially the kids.
Unski in Tallinn.
Some say the only band you listen to is Black Sabbath. Is that really true?
Unski: There was a time in My life when that was true. Now that I'm older I have gradually started to look around for other kinds of music as well. These days I like to dance to Mazurkas of Frédérik Chopin. I haven't given up on Black Sabbath, though.
What are your dreams for the future?
Unski: I'd like to go to the west side of the city. There I would crawl up the sevage pipes and bite the bottoms of rich people sitting on the toilet seat.
Thank yuo for this interview, Unski.
Unski: You're welcome!